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Ladies, Where Is My Cowboy?
I don’t know, I woke up this morning peeking out of my window because they are cutting the fields today. I dare not allow myself to be seen standing in a nightgown that must have been my mothers, or looks like it at least. I pictured my man riding through the field on a motorcycle like Tom Cruise from Top Gun with that sexy Take My Breath Away music. It could be a cowboy on an amazing stallion rescuing me as we ride off into a new life of sex, love, and happiness. Pick one.
But then…
The mower stopped and I tripped over the vacuum cleaner trying to get out of the window before they made the next pass, spilling hot coffee down my beautiful nightgown.
My horse is coming, or bike, whatever. It might not have a man on it but something has to be coming. Spaceship?
